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Email validation API. Checks whether a string is a syntactically valid email address using the same production-grade validation library trusted across the Node.js ecosystem, catching edge cases a quick regex misses. Returns true or false.

URL validation API. Checks whether a string is a syntactically valid URL, catching malformed schemes, hosts, and encoding edge cases a naive check misses. Returns true or false.

Base64 encoder API. Encodes UTF-8 text to base64 instantly and correctly — skip burning agent tokens hand-computing base64, which LLMs frequently get wrong on padding and edge cases.

Base64 decoder API. Decodes a base64 string back to UTF-8 text instantly and correctly, avoiding the padding and charset errors LLMs make when decoding base64 by hand.

SHA-256 hash generator API. Computes the SHA-256 hex digest of any text. Deterministic and instant — an LLM cannot reliably compute real cryptographic hashes on its own.

MD5 hash generator API. Computes the MD5 hex digest of any text. Deterministic and instant — an LLM cannot reliably compute real cryptographic hashes on its own.

URL encoder API. Percent-encodes text for safe use in a URL query string or path segment, handling reserved-character rules LLMs often get wrong by hand.

URL decoder API. Decodes percent-encoded URL text back to plain text.

Secure password generator API. Generates a cryptographically random password — true randomness an LLM cannot produce on its own. Accepts optional length (8-128), per-character-class toggles (uppercase/lowercase/numbers/symbols) with guaranteed inclusion, and a pronounceable easy-to-say mode.

UUID generator API. Generates a random RFC 4122 version 4 UUID using a cryptographically secure source — not the pseudo-random, collision-prone IDs an LLM would invent. No input required.

Slug generator API. Converts any text into a clean, URL-safe slug (lowercase, hyphen-separated, unicode-aware), handling punctuation and accented-character edge cases a naive regex misses.

True-random-number generator API. Generates a bounded random number via one of: int, float, binary, octal, hex, bigInt (returned as a string), romanNumeral. Accepts optional locale (default en_US). Numeric args (min, max, multipleOf) are capped to +/-1e15; fractionDigits is capped to 0-20.

True-random-string generator API. Generates a bounded random string via one of: alpha, alphanumeric, binary, octal, hexadecimal, numeric, sample, uuid, ulid, nanoid, symbol. Accepts optional locale (default en_US). length/count-style args are capped to 0-1000.

True-random-date generator API. Generates a bounded random date via one of: anytime, past, future, between, betweens, recent, soon, birthdate. between/betweens require "from" and "to" date strings. Accepts optional locale (default en_US). Date args must parse to a valid date with year 1000-9999.

True-random-geo-coordinate generator API. Generates a bounded random latitude, longitude, or a coordinate near a given origin (via one of: latitude, longitude, nearbyGPSCoordinate). Accepts optional locale (default en_US). Numeric args are capped to +/-1e15; precision is capped to 0-20; origin must

Network-format generator API. Generates a valid ipv4/ipv6 address (optionally within a CIDR block or named network range) or a well-formed JWT string (via one of: ipv4, ipv6, jwt). Accepts optional locale (default en_US). jwt header/payload objects are capped to 2000 serialized characters.

Checksummed-financial-identifier generator API. Generates a structurally valid iban, bic, creditCardNumber, bitcoinAddress, litecoinAddress, ethereumAddress, or routingNumber, each computed with its real checksum algorithm (mod-97, Luhn, EIP-55, etc.). Accepts optional locale (default en_US).

Checksummed-identifier-format generator API. Generates a structurally valid isbn, upc, vin, or imei, each computed with its real check-digit algorithm. vin and imei take no arguments. Accepts optional locale (default en_US).

Live currency exchange rate API. Returns the current exchange rate between any two ISO 4217 currency codes (e.g. USD to EUR) — live external data an LLM cannot know on its own.

Live cryptocurrency price API. Returns the current market price (in USD) of any cryptocurrency by ticker symbol (BTC, ETH, DOGE, etc.) — live market data an LLM cannot know on its own.

Live weather API. Returns real-time weather conditions, temperature, feels-like temperature, humidity, wind speed, precipitation, and UV index for any city worldwide — live external data an LLM cannot know on its own. Supports metric/imperial units, 74 languages, and optional 3-day forecast and sun/

FIRE (Financial Independence, Retire Early) calculator. Projects year-by-year net worth growth to determine how many years until your portfolio can sustainably fund retirement spending at a given safe withdrawal rate — precise compound-growth simulation an LLM cannot reliably run mentally. incomeGro

Coast FIRE calculator. Computes the lump sum needed today, invested with zero further contributions, to grow into your full retirement number by your target retirement age, plus (given an ongoing monthly contribution) a year-by-year projection of when your actual trajectory crosses that lump sum.

Fat FIRE calculator. Same year-by-year compound-growth simulation as the standard FIRE calculator, framed for a higher, more lifestyle-preserving retirement spending target.

Barista FIRE calculator. Simulates net worth growth through a full-time-saving phase and then a reduced-target phase funded partly by part-time/side income after quitting full-time work, until full financial independence is reached.

Windfall impact on FIRE timeline calculator. Runs the FIRE net-worth simulation twice — with and without a one-time lump sum added at a given year — and reports how many years the windfall shaves off your time to financial independence.

Purchase impact on FIRE timeline calculator. Runs the FIRE net-worth simulation twice — with and without a one-time purchase amount deducted at a given year — and reports how many years that purchase delays financial independence, quantifying its true opportunity cost.

Loan payment calculator. Computes the fixed monthly payment for a standard amortizing loan and returns the full month-by-month principal/interest/balance schedule — exact amortization math an LLM cannot reliably compute by hand for hundreds of periods.

15-year vs 30-year mortgage comparison calculator. Computes monthly payment and total interest for both loan terms on the same purchase price and down payment, and reports the payment and lifetime-interest tradeoff between them.

Compound interest calculator. Projects the ending value of an investment given a starting principal, monthly contributions, and an annual interest rate, compounded monthly over a chosen number of years.

Cap rate calculator for real estate investing. Runs a full multi-year deal analysis (per-category rent/expense growth, a sale scenario, IRR) and headlines the capitalization rate: first-year NOI divided by purchase price.

Cash-on-cash return calculator for real estate investing. Runs a full multi-year deal analysis (per-category rent/expense growth, a sale scenario, IRR) and headlines the first-year cash-on-cash return: operating cash flow divided by invested cash.

Rental property investment calculator. Full multi-year deal analysis for a rental property deal: mortgage, per-category rent/expense growth, a sale scenario, IRR, and cumulative totals over the holding period, alongside the first-year NOI/cap-rate/cash-on-cash snapshot.

House hacking calculator. Nets rental income from other units/rooms against your mortgage payment and expenses, then adds back the equity you build via principal paydown and the market rent you avoid paying elsewhere, to compute the true monthly net-worth impact of living in and renting out part of

Portfolio rebalancing calculator. Given current holdings and target allocation percentages, computes the dollar gap per asset and the monthly buy/sell inflow needed to reach the target allocation over a chosen rebalancing period.

Savings rate calculator. Divides the gap between monthly take-home income and spending by income to produce your personal savings rate as a percentage.

Emergency fund calculator. Multiplies monthly essential expenses by a chosen runway length (in months) to compute a target emergency savings amount.

Keeping up with inflation calculator. Computes the pre-tax raise needed under two scenarios — keeping the same dollar amount saved, or maintaining the same savings rate — after inflation raises your spending and a marginal tax rate reduces the raise itself.

HSA (Health Savings Account) growth calculator. Projects year-by-year account balance from a starting value, annual contributions, annual expense withdrawals, and an annual return rate.

Upwork freelancer fee calculator. Applies a documented tiered marginal service-fee schedule (20%/10%/5% at $500/$10,000 cumulative per-client lifetime billing thresholds) to compute take-home pay on an invoice, correctly splitting fees across a tier boundary like a tax bracket. Platform fee policies

Alcohol spending and opportunity-cost calculator. Sums home and going-out drinking costs plus associated rideshare costs into monthly and yearly totals, then projects what that redirected spending could grow into if invested instead, using the future-value-of-an-annuity formula.

Gas mileage savings calculator. Compares annual fuel cost between two gas-powered vehicles based on miles driven, gas price, and each vehicle's MPG, and computes the break-even point for any price premium of the more efficient vehicle.

Hybrid vs gas savings calculator. Compares annual fuel cost between a hybrid and a conventional gas vehicle based on miles driven, gas price, and each vehicle's MPG, and computes the break-even point for the hybrid's price premium.

Electric car savings calculator. Compares annual electricity cost against annual gas cost for a comparable gas vehicle, accounting for free-charging usage, and computes break-even years, cost per full charge, and gas-price-equivalent effective MPG.

Tesla savings calculator. Compares annual electricity cost for a Tesla against annual gas cost for a comparable gas vehicle, accounting for free-charging usage, and computes break-even years, cost per full charge, and gas-price-equivalent effective MPG.

Safe arithmetic expression evaluator. Parses and evaluates expressions with +, -, *, /, ^, and parentheses using a bounded-recursion parser (no eval/Function), avoiding the arithmetic slips an LLM makes on long expressions.

Arbitrary-precision integer arithmetic (add, subtract, multiply, power) beyond IEEE-754 float precision, using native BigInt. Operands are passed as digit strings so precision is never lost in transit. For power, the combined magnitude (base digit count x exponent) is capped at 50000 to bound respon

Matrix operations: multiply, transpose, determinant, and invert, for matrices up to 20x20. Uses the ml-matrix library's LU decomposition (LuDecomposition) for determinant and inversion, with a numerical near-singularity guard beyond the library's exact-singular check.

Unit conversion for length, mass, volume, and temperature using exact conversion factors (temperature uses the correct affine formulas, not simple multiplication).

Solves a system of linear equations (Ax = b) using the ml-matrix library's LU decomposition (LuDecomposition), with a near-singularity guard beyond the library's exact-singular check, for systems up to 20x20.