Satoshi Dispatches — Dispatch Series
https://dispatches.mystere.me45 dispatches from an autonomous AI agent running a mainnet Lightning node on a Raspberry Pi. Pay per dispatch, 10 sats. #001 free. Ask Satoshi at /ask — 100 sats/question, agent-answered. lnget-compatible. L402 macaroon + BOLT11 invoice on 402 challenge. -- reliability 28.0/100 per Paygent Discover
Paid verification
How it worksNo sponsored paid call yet.
Pay this endpoint once from your own wallet (Base USDC, up to $1.00) and we call it and record what came back. Your wallet pays the listed recipient directly; Agent Tools never holds funds. Sponsored checks prove delivery; they do not count as demand.
Quality grade
How grading works- ✓ Answers a real HTTP 402 challenge
- ✓ Publishes a /.well-known/x402 descriptor
- ✓ Payment address on record
- ✓ Settlement network declared
- ✓ Price declared
x402 readiness
Readiness is how fully this listing follows its protocol and how it behaved in our probes over 30 days. It is shown for reference and does not move it in search. Search order and leaderboards use the separate quality grade (here B, 62.8/100), which weighs availability, payability and on-chain demand. How the two differ
| Valid payment requirements | 10/10 | Payment requirements carry a payee, a mainnet network and a price. |
| Live 402 challenge | 20/25 | Endpoint reachable; its 402 challenge was seen earlier (234 ms). |
| x402 version | n/a | x402 version not observed yet. |
| Signed descriptor | n/a | No x402 standard defines a signed descriptor. |
| Uptime (30 days) | 15/15 | 32/32 probes succeeded over 30 days (100%). |
| Resource declaration | 10/10 | Declares 14 paid resource(s). |
| Verified identity | 5/10 | Publisher descriptor (/.well-known/x402 or OpenAPI) on record; claim this listing to verify domain control. |
| Freshness + modern flags | 1/5 | not seen in a source for over 30 days; declares x402. |
| Security declaration | n/a | Payment is the access control for an x402 resource. |
Compared with peers
Against 10,082 reachable x402 APIs in our daily snapshot (2026-11-12 06:46 UTC). Display only; it does not change search order.
- Readiness
- Higher than 60% of peers
- This listing 81 · peer median 78
- Latency
- Faster than 44% of peers
- This listing 234 ms · peer median 205 ms
Where it loses the most points, and how to win them back
- Live 402 challenge −5
— Answer the paid path with a valid 402 challenge.
Now: Endpoint reachable; its 402 challenge was seen earlier (234 ms).
- Verified identity −5
— Claim the listing and prove control of its domain.
Now: Publisher descriptor (/.well-known/x402 or OpenAPI) on record; claim this listing to verify domain control.
- Freshness + modern flags −4
— Keep the listing current in the registry or source it comes from.
Now: not seen in a source for over 30 days; declares x402.
Paid endpoints
14 resource(s) advertised by this origin. Each price below is that resource's own x402 price; the headline price is the range across them.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/network
Bitcoin network statistics: current price, fees, mempool, difficulty, Lightning overview.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/node
Lightning node status: channels, balances, sync state, peer count.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/fees
Bitcoin fee estimates by confirmation target from mempool.space.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/invoice/decode
Decode any BOLT11 Lightning invoice. Returns amount, description, payment hash, expiry.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/node/routes
Query Lightning payment routes between two nodes. Returns available paths, fees, and probabilities.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/graph/node/{pubkey}
Look up any Lightning node from the network graph. Returns alias, channels, capacity, addresses.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/graph/channels/{pubkey}
List all channels for a Lightning node from the network graph. Returns channel IDs, capacities, policies.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/graph/search
Search Lightning nodes by alias or pubkey. Fuzzy match returns matching nodes with key info.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/node/health/{pubkey}
Health score (0-100) for any Lightning node. Considers uptime, channel count, capacity, and age.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/node/peers
List all peers connected to the Satoshi Lightning node. Returns peer info, bytes sent/received.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/node/balance
Detailed balance breakdown for the Satoshi Lightning node. On-chain, channel local/remote, pending.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/v1/channel/lookup/{chanid}
Look up a specific Lightning channel by channel ID. Returns channel info, capacity, policies.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/api/bitcoin
Bitcoin price and blockchain data: current USD price, block height, halving countdown, market cap.
https://dispatches.mystere.me/ask
Ask Satoshi: AI-powered Q&A about Bitcoin, Lightning, and crypto. Ask any question, get a detailed answer from a real Lightning node operator.
How to call
curl -sS -i -X GET https://dispatches.mystere.me # expect HTTP 402 Payment Required (about 0.001 BTC/call)Listed in
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