The Undesirables MCP Server

Local first AI production suite with 35+ underlying MCP tools across 22+ high-level skills.

Skills

• Authenticate Wallet
  Sign in to the wallet. Use when you or the user want to log in, sign in, connect, or set up the wallet, or when any wallet operation fails with authentication or "not signed in" errors. This skill is a prerequisite before sending, trading, or funding.
• Search For Service
  Search and browse the x402 bazaar marketplace for paid API services. Use when you or the user want to find available services, see what's available, discover APIs, or need an external service to accomplish a task. Also use as a fallback when no other skill clearly matches — search the bazaar to see if a paid service exists. Covers "what can I do?", "find me an API for...", "what services are available?", "search for...", "browse the bazaar".
• Pay For Service
  Make a paid API request to an x402 endpoint with automatic USDC payment. Use when you or the user want to call a paid API, make an x402 request, use a paid service, or pay for an API call. Use after finding a service with search-for-service.
• Consumer Advocate
  Act as an educational guide for consumer rights under the FDCPA, providing objective explanations of debt collection mechanics without offering legal advice.
• Query Onchain Data
  Query onchain data on Base using the CDP SQL API via x402. Use when you or your user want to view onchain information about decoded blocks, transactions, and event.
• Business Pilot
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• Monetize Service
  Build and deploy a paid API that other agents can pay to use via x402. Use when you or the user want to monetize an API, make money, earn money, offer a service, sell a service to other agents, charge for endpoints, create a paid endpoint, or set up a paid service. Covers "make money by offering an endpoint", "sell a service", "monetize your data", "create a paid API".
• Site Deployment
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• Trade
  Swap or trade tokens on Base network. Use when you or the user want to trade, swap, exchange, buy, sell, or convert between tokens like USDC, ETH, and WETH. Covers phrases like "buy ETH", "sell ETH for USDC", "convert USDC to ETH", "get some ETH".
• Pfp Extractor
  Seamlessly extract character artwork, assets, and Profile Pictures from The Undesirables collection using the Dichotomous Image Segmentation (DIS) Pipeline.
• Meme Machine
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• Banner Creation
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• Collab Outreach
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• Nft Generation
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• Code Workshop
  Use this skill when the user wants to generate production scripts using the FORGE brain mode. Includes templates for video promo rendering, beat-sync cutting, batch file renaming, web scraping, Discord bot generation, and CSV-to-PDF invoicing. All scripts are generated locally with a visual form builder in the Tauri desktop app.
• Tcg Grader
  Analyze Pokémon, Magic, and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards using the multimodal vision pipeline to predict PSA/Beckett grading scores. Pricing/risk uses the DEFAULT conformal risk forecast — distribution-free, deterministic, honest VaR with Safe-Hold + Momentum letter grades — plus opt-in Monte Carlo (Merton jump-diffusion / GBM, seeded from the public drand randomness beacon for independently reproducible results). Includes TCGCSV market caching, eBay depth analysis, and live Pokémon TCG API integration.
• Raffle Management
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• Security Auditor
  Perform exhaustive security audits, SAST dependency checking, and vulnerability spotting on the MCP Server or ElizaOS plugins.
• X402
  Search for new services and make paid API requests using the x402 payment protocol. Use when you don't have a clear tool to choose, search the bazaar. You can also use this tool if you or the user want to call an x402 endpoint, discover payment requirements, browse the bazaar, or search for paid services.
• Send Usdc
  Send USDC to an Ethereum address or ENS name. Use when you or the user want to send money, pay someone, transfer USDC, tip, donate, or send funds to a wallet address or .eth name. Covers phrases like "send $5 to", "pay 0x...", or "transfer to vitalik.eth".
• Video Production
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• Fund
  Add money to the wallet. Use when you or the user want to fund, deposit, top up, load, buy USDC, add funds, onramp, or get USDC. Also use when the wallet has insufficient balance for a send or trade operation, or when someone asks "how do I get USDC?
• Soul Personalities
  Personality-as-Code for AI agents: 4,444 Undesirable NFTs whose on-chain traits deterministically define a unique, verifiable agent identity (Big Five/OCEAN scores, archetype, strategy, memory). Inspect any minted soul's public profile at GET https://the-undesirables.com/api/soul/{tokenId}; the full soul is holder-gated (signed ownerOf). Loader merged into ElizaOS (plugin-undesirables). Reference implementation running live: Soul #1 'Glitch' on Moltbook (https://www.moltbook.com/u/glitch_undsr).
• Soul Prediction Track Records
  Every minted soul locks 3 deterministic market predictions weekly, Merkle-committed to the SoulPredictionOracle contract on LitVM LiteForge (0x5503D08D7D167eE23AcE818bff1a00eF77A76dBF, Chain 4441) BEFORE outcomes exist, then scored by the conformal oracle at 30-day maturity. FREE: GET https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/soul-rating (leaderboard) and /soul-rating/{tokenId}. The only NFTs with on-chain-provable prediction track records.

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