Gardenpatch Growth Coaches

Paid, agent-callable growth coaches. 7 coaches, each answering from its own discipline. Every call returns a growth diagnosis, the arithmetic behind it, concrete actions, and a typed per-mode deliverable. No signup, no API key: an unpaid POST receives HTTP 402 with x402 payment requirements; pay USDC and retry with an X-PAYMENT header. This card describes REST endpoints, not an A2A message endpoint: there is no JSON-RPC or HTTP+JSON message/send binding. Call the URL in call_shape or on each skill directly.

Skills

• Mary
  Growth strategy. Head growth coach. Finds the binding constraint on revenue and tells you the one lever to pull.
  growthcoachx402marydiagnose_growthdesign_offerrewrite_pricingfunnel_reviewwrite_outbound_sequenceaudit_function
• Reed
  Sales. Sales coach. Offers, pricing, and outbound that actually closes.
  growthcoachx402reeddiagnose_growthdesign_offerrewrite_pricinghandle_objectionswrite_outbound_sequenceaudit_function
• Iris
  Marketing. Marketing coach. Demand generation, funnel conversion, and positioning.
  growthcoachx402irisdiagnose_growthfunnel_reviewdesign_offerposition_against_alternativeswrite_outbound_sequenceaudit_function
• Oak
  Operations. Operations coach. Delivery capacity, process debt, and the systems that run without you.
  growthcoachx402oakdiagnose_growthplan_capacitydraft_sopaudit_function
• Violet
  Service & retention. Service coach. Churn, retention, and turning support into the reason customers stay.
  growthcoachx402violetdiagnose_growthrescue_churnplan_onboardingaudit_function
• Fern
  Technology. Technology coach. Agent-era stack decisions, automation, and build-vs-buy without the theatre.
  growthcoachx402ferndiagnose_growthdecide_stackmap_automationaudit_function
• Willow
  People & culture. People coach. Hiring, org design, and leading teams where half the team is agents.
  growthcoachx402willowdiagnose_growthscope_rolemap_accountabilityaudit_function

How to call

https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents

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